Yongguk: A really big bear who won't let you go no matter what. Hugs are nice and warm and makes you giggle inside.
Himchan: The one who won't let you do anything unless he gets his hugs. really big softie under that pouty face
Daehyun: Will put down the plate of food just to cuddle with you. Food can come later, you are his number one priority.
Youngae: Screws your mind into thinking that he is involved with daehyun but actually likes your hugs compared to daehyun's. No worries, he likes you more.
Jongup: Brings a big blanket for you and him. He'll give you that sweet smile and jut hold you in his arms all night.
Zelo: Skips everything just to be with you. He actually prefers your hugs than skateboarding since you understand him the most.

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

tewddy:

you’re not 22.

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